Exploding Breast Implants
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So you board a plane and you get to sit beside a woman with large perky breasts, if you're a guy you're thinking, wow how'd I get this lucky? Well think again, because you may just be sitting next to a suicide bomber! Female suicide bombers are now being fitted with exploding breast implants and they are pretty much undectable. The measures they are taking to bring us down is incredible.
So next time you're on a plane and sit next to a big breasted woman, think twice 
"The shocking new Al Qaeda tactic involves radical doctors inserting the explosives in women's breasts during plastic surgery — making them "virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines."
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not necessarily, I mean the amount of explosives is probably minute but yet enough to do enough damage to bring a plane down.
It'd be a tough job ... but I feel it's my duty as an American to protect the public. 
OMG I told my hubby and he said the same thing, its his duty to protect America.
OK funny sorry but yeah they will check. Four years ago we were headed to Hawaii when we had to go thru security. So we go thru and they let the whole family go but me and my little guy. My little one had to kick off his shoes and then he was fine (this was prior to everyone having to take them off). Well the lady TSA comes up to me tells me to make like a plane (arms out) so she can run that scanner over me. My bra (underwire) set it off. So without warning I was felt up by the lady - full on tata attack. My oldest loudly goes "Dude, she just felt you up" - nice. Now my whole family prior to going thru the scanners joke "mom wearing your metal bra?"...FAIL!
I say if it saves lives the feel the tata's away. I don't know if fake vs real looks any different in the scanners but I'm betting they do. Either way I think I'll be ok since mine are what God gave me, he must like me too cuz he gave me extra 
OMG I told my hubby and he said the same thing, its his duty to protect America.
Tell him sorry, but the position is already filled. 
Did your hubby have the camera handy for that? I bet he could've put those pix to good 'use' later. 
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Wonder why an Xray scanner can't pick it up? wehther liquid or solid, it has to have a different/unusual density than regular boobies.
Regardless, if they need an expert in boobies, to manually scan each female passenger, they can hire me. These paws are finely tuned instruments. It'd be a tough job ... but I feel it's my duty as an American to protect the public.