15 things to NEVER say to a woman
I usually try to avoid man-bashing threads
I didn't consider this a man-bashing thread. It was more of a "how to" for men. "How to not pi$$ off your woman" 
Plus I'd love to hear why you (the men) think it's perfectly acceptable to say any of these things!
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I usually try to avoid man-bashing threads
I didn't consider this a man-bashing thread. It was more of a "how to" for men. "How to not pi$$ off your woman"
Plus I'd love to hear why you (the men) think it's perfectly acceptable to say any of these things!
critter, you're asking for it... any responses by stardogg should be added to the list on top..
critter, you're asking for it...
He's 
right now, so I'm safe. But really... it WAS an informative thread! Wasn't it? 
any responses by stardogg should be added to the list on top..
BRILLIANT! 
Done.
Adding to list: 21. Don't punish me by putting on your glasses. 
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Okay, I might die for this, but since I don't have any real attachment to a woman here, and wouldn't have to get the quiet treatment from CK (, I'll imput my two cents. After which, I shall never open this thread again, so you can bash away.
15- If it can be fixed, as in not a bad hair cut, someone should say something and tell you it doesn't look good on you... If it has to happen, shouldn't it at least be your lover?
14- I agree with this one. What does it matter if either a man or a woman is married?
13- Don't overreact and things will be okay. If your not seeing things clearly, and are blinded by emotion, then you need to know.
12- Eh, this one is touchy. So long as he doesn't want to "do" her, I don't think men see it as a big deal.
11- If the guy is shy, give him a freaking break. =]
10- Its something that a guy wants to know before you get too deep in the relationship. And if anyone is a huge feminist, then you might want to stop reading my comments now.
9- Its not a mans fault that their girl tends to be cute when they pour or are mad. Though saying it always isn't needed. Perhaps some guys think it might calm their girl down... *shrug*
8-Someone said that mentioning ex's are bad period. I think its good to know things about them, like what went wrong in the relationship... It can add more to yours. However, saying "thats not how my ex did it" isn't the way to start the covnersation.
7- Again, if its a date thing, I can understand a guy wanting to know. If you just met the woman, then HELL NO.
6-Is it that bad to be like your mother? No. its not always an insult, so don't get so upset.
5- Eh, this can be used to try to cheer up... And I admit that I love a beautiful smile. But I guess ya can't always smile, huh?
4- Hey, if worst comes to worst, you can get her a diet book for christmas.
3- Its a foul word. But so are some of the things you ladies say to guys... So in the perfect world, everyone just smiles and shares the love.
2- Yeah, I really can't disagree with this one. This is something you just don't do. Though personally, I think you should always give up your seat to a woman, no matter pregnant or bloated.
1- Well... Its usually the reason, so....
Now for the extra's that have been added
-I enjoy the wh0re in you.... I would NEVER say that to anyone. SM is kinky. 
-Oh, your wearing that? Well, maybe we love seeing you in something else. Maybe it just doesn't look good on you today... Or maybe it makes you look like a blimp, and we want to be nice and not say that.
-Telling a woman to "relax"- Well, don't be so uptight! Though women tell this to men all the time, so...
-It won't happen again- Unless it was cheating or physical abuse, accidents happen If it was one of the two above... Then you deserve to be left.
-Well, what do you wanna do? All guys do this... Just accept it. We want to please you.
-You didn't cook yet? I cook, so I can't really comment on this one. a thank you every so often wouldn't hurt, btw.
-One more level... If you date/marry a gamer, then you have to know what your signing up for. If you can't take it, then don't date it.
Well... Now that I've commited suicide, I am done.
i applaud your bravery James. 
and do see some of your points. some. just some.
*lol*
as a matter of fact it's all dark."
and wouldn't have to get the quiet treatment from CK
It's virtually impossible to get the silent treatment from me 
I usually just get louder!
You, my friend are a brave soul! And I commend that!
I guess on a day when I'm not so cranky maybe.. just maybe I could see one of your points... ok, maybe just a half of one of your points
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I enjoy the madonna and the wh0re in you <-- that can be taken good or bad. I like to take it as very good but I know some that would put over the edge.
"It's okay." No, it is not "okay" it is never okay, and for you to tell me that it's "okay" just proves that you're inconsiderate and don't know what's going on. You should never say this to a woman unless you have a good solution to the problem or you have a good explanation for the trouble you got yourself into.
"I was doing... stuff." Yeah, because that tells me so much. Don't say anything ambigious or anything that sounds remotely suspicious. In the end that just makes us paranoid and makes us wonder if you're doing something behind our backs... and you know we never like that feeling.
My two cents.. yay.
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Hey this advice can be for some women as well....lord knows all sexes tend to annoy me....
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