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Found this totally useless post at Asylum.com (it was a pop-up so I can't figure out how to get the exact link)and was cracking up. Thought maybe a few of the guys on the site could use the advice. So here goes it... (my own comments will be in green)

15. What did you do to your hair? If you're asking because you don't like it, it's too late. And if you're asking because you really can't tell, pay more attention!
14. Why aren't you married? There is no right answer to this question. Either nobody's asked us, or we just don't want to be. Either way, is it any of your business?
13. You're being irrational. To a woman, words like "irrational" and "emotional" are loaded with double meanings. You're better off choosing an adjective not loaded with sexist tripwires. IMHO add "ridiculous" to this list.
12. Your best friend is really hot. We know she's hot, but telling us you think so is the quickest way to never see her again.
11. Can I kiss you? Don't suck all the spontaneity out of the moment by asking, just go for it! If we're not into it, we'll let you know.
Ok really? Are there idiots out there that ask this?
10. You aren't one of those feminists, are you? You aren't one of those guys who enjoys sleeping on the couch, are you? Eh.... I guess this one WOULD be annoying to "one of those feminists" me on the other hand... no biggie. Nope I'm not... let my butt stay at home Tongue
9. You're cute when you're mad. You are not cute when you are being patronizing!
8. That's not the way my ex did it. You're better off just avoiding the topic of ex-girlfriends in general, unless accompanied by phrases like "vastly inferior to my current girlfriend." Also be prepared to hear "Well your ex was a moron and did everything wrong!" (which btw she most likely was, which is why you've moved on to bigger & better things... AKA current girlfriend)
7. So how old are you? Old enough to know not to ask rude questions.
6. You sound just like your mother. Are you insulting us, or our mothers? Both? Oh, it's on.
This is just a loaded statement. Never let it leave yuor mouth. Ever. Ever. EVER.
5. Smile. There is nothing more infuriating than being told to "Smile" when you don't feel like it.. Aren't we allowed to have a bad day?
4. You sure you wanna eat that? If she wasn't sure, she wouldn't have ordered it. And are you sure you want to question her diet, Mr. Nacho, Wings and Beer Belly?
3. The "b" word, ever. Calling a woman a "b!tch" (or worse) in any context is just not OK. We will flip out.
2. When are you due? Unless her belly is indisputably housing a baby, never assume a woman is pregnant. We will, however, accept offers of seats even if we're just bloated.
1. Is it that time of the month? Blaming a woman's anger on her period is the quickest way to ensure her rage will now be focused on you. It doesn't matter if she blows up at you like clockwork every 28 days -- just don't say it. Ditto.

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Re: 15 things to NEVER say to a woman

I disagree with 13... Sometimes, the woman needs to hear it.

And women usually are cute when their mad.... Hehe. Its just charming.

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Re: 15 things to NEVER say to a woman

Ok I think we should add a few more....
16. Never tell a woman to "relax." When we're pissed, this is the last thing we want to hear.
17. It won't happen again. Well, it shouldn't have happened in the first place.
18. Well, what do you wanna do? Do you think for once, that you can take the initiative to decide what to do for once?
19. Aw man, you didn't cook yet? Or any chore related question. Just like you, I have a job. Learn how to cook so dinner can be started or do the wash. Don't complain just do.
20. I just got one more level to beat...No its never just one more level. You wind up beating the whole dang game. I love games, but play on your own time.

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Re: 15 things to NEVER say to a woman
Love it! They DEFINITLEY belong there.
I hate the "relax" statement. I'm getting Cranky just reading it.


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Re: 15 things to NEVER say to a woman

oh "relax". grrrr. that's the worst.

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Re: 15 things to NEVER say to a woman

An insert for #19, you will NOT be thanked for helping around the house, it should just be done. I've actually had this fight, because he didn't get a thank you for doing the wash while he was home all day and I was at work!

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Re: 15 things to NEVER say to a woman
Serioulsy... WTF is WRONG with them?


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Re: 15 things to NEVER say to a woman

#20 was a big one with me and the hubby. Stupid X box... I'm glad I weened him off of it... Smile

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Re: 15 things to NEVER say to a woman

Its not so much the XBOXXBOX itself as it is the game Call of Duty. He gets so frustrated yelling all sorts of obscenities to the TV that it makes me sick. Almost any other game I can watch...but COD...I might have to secretly destroy it when he's not looking.

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Re: 15 things to NEVER say to a woman
Phoenix_Oasis wrote:

I might have to secretly destroy it when he's not looking.

Hee Hee cup of coffee, glass of wine accidently spilled would do the trick.

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Re: 15 things to NEVER say to a woman

Then you'll read about me in the papers...."Enraged Boyfriend Kills Girlfriend After Coffee Residue Found In XBOXXBOX" He would send it to Microsoft and I'd be held accountable...ROFL. That's ok, b/c I started going online myself and spending time on the internet looking for shoes when he's playing....somehow doing that seems to get his attention off the games... :shrugs:

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