15 things to NEVER say to a woman
yeah and the PMS thing- i usually will warn ya. i do tend to flip and be just impossible for a day. i will try and make it up though. but don't make it worse by blaming my behavior on my hormones.
Hubby still does this to me... I'm cranky some days.. and the one thing that pushes me from cranky to downright b!tchy is "are you on your period?" OMG!! UGH!!! 
Another one:
Oh You're wearing that? Yep, sure am, otherwise I wouldn't have put it on. What are you trying to say, that I look like krap or I look wayyyy too good!
8. That's not the way my ex did it. You're better off just avoiding the topic of ex-girlfriends in general, unless accompanied by phrases like "vastly inferior to my current girlfriend." Also be prepared to hear "Well your ex was a moron and did everything wrong!" (which btw she most likely was, which is why you've moved on to bigger & better things... AKA current girlfriend)
Being compared to the ex in ANY way is an absolute no-no in my book. Whether it be the statement above or Mr. Bitter freaking out because something done even remotely reminds him of his demon-spawn ex. I will punch you in the face. 
Totally...if my Sweetness even mentions one of his exs' names, he gets a punch in the arm and the silent treatment for the rest of the night. 
I was eagerly waiting a response from you about this, stardogg...
I was eagerly waiting a response from you about this, stardogg...
I usually try to avoid man-bashing threads whilst I'm outnumbered. 
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*lmao* love it!! these are my views on some of these-
i HATE when people ask me why i'm not married. it drives me insane. yes i've been asked. no i didn't feel like it. yes i'd like to. eventually. maybe. i actually enjoy my freedom a LOT, always have, and not sure i wanna give that up, so...
#13- i'm being irrational/emotional/ridiculous? well maybe if you weren't busy being such a jerk i'd make more sense to you. so there.
"that's not the way my ex did it" would simply be met with an icy glare, the words "your ex is an idiot but not as big of an idiot as you are in this moment", and me walking out.
i agree with the smile thing. sometimes i don't want to smile. sometimes i want to pout and be cranky. let me! i promise i WILL smile again.
being called a b!tch is not okay in my book. being called any names that aren't strictly playful isn't okay. been there, not ever allowing that again. i do, however, reserve the right to call you an @$$hole if you do something truly mean and deserving of such a title.
yeah and the PMS thing- i usually will warn ya. i do tend to flip and be just impossible for a day. i will try and make it up though. but don't make it worse by blaming my behavior on my hormones. *lol*
as a matter of fact it's all dark."