Looks like someone on Sears.com had some fun (which has since been removed). Sears does sell a Kenmore natural-gas grill with five burners however it was changed to also say its a "Human cooking > Grills to cook babies and more > Body part roaster." Nice huh.....

OK seriously there is a 4 page PDF asking the simplest question "what is broadband" because our government wants to know. I guess they have never heard of wikipedia .

So the person who is responsible for the Lockerbie plane bombing in 1988 has been freed from prison on "compassionate grounds". He has prostate cancer so they're allowing him to go home to his family so he can die with "dignity". Ok, I'm sorry but I think theres something wrong with this picture. This guy decides that hes going to end the lives of 270 people but yet he gets to spend his dying days with his family? What do you think?

OK so this seams to be all over the news - atleast my news. News flash Michelle Obama wore shorts in public. OK never mind she was on vacation and the heat index was over a 100 degrees but how dare she (some think)....

I guess part of the big stink is that she got off of Airforce One wearing them and how disrespectful that was....

Well I guess Michael Vick found a new home in the Philadelphia Eagles. The Eagles signed him for a one year contract with an option for a second year.

If you can't remember who Michael Vick was he was the formerly with Atlanta Falcons when he was convicted and sent to federal Pen for animal abuse (dog fighting).

PETA released this statement: