if you can't see the bright side, polish the dull side!
I like that one.
ok since I'm nursing a hangover....
I take life like a grain of salt, with a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila
I'm not drunk, I'm just chemically off balanced
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
My wife and I divorced over religious differences. I thought I was God and she didn't.
Health is merely the slowest way someone can die.
When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.
Wellington Florida
Married
Attitudes are contagious. Are yours worth catching?
A friend is the person who knows all about you, and still likes you.
Your family tree is so short its a stump.