Your Favorite Sayings AKA Rondo's Thread
If it sounds good, it IS good.
---Duke Ellington (when asked to define "good" music)
I love Rondo's funny shouts - they always give me a laugh.
OK so here are some good ones:
I love all of God's creatures, next to the mash potatoes and gravy (hey I'm married to a hunter)
Deny All Admit Nothing Blame Somebody Else
It's not that I just forgot... it's that I just don't care
A penny for your thoughts, they're not worth much
One of the delights known to age, and beyond the grasp of youth, is that of Not Going. --J.B. Priestly
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
--Dylan Thomas
Marriage, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.
--Ambrose Bierce
A cult is a religion with no political power.
-- Tom Wolfe
I have a degree in Liberal Arts; Do you want fries with that?
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
If you mated a Bulldog & a 
zu, would it be called a Bullsh**?
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
as a matter of fact it's all dark."
Who's New
Between Chicago & Milwaukee
Yes, Mitch Hedberg is weird. I enjoy him on XM's Raw Dog Comedy channel.
I'm not positive if he said:
I saw a one-armed guy rummaging around in the second-hand store. I told him he might as well save his time; he wasn't gonna find what he's looking for.