Your Favorite Sayings AKA Rondo's Thread
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Ok Rondo, so I've been cracking up for weeks at some of your shouts/statuses. I decided we need a thread dedicated to some of our favorite humorous quotes/sayings, be them our own or famous ones. A few of the ones Rondo's posted-
1. Save the Earth; it's the only planet with chocolate!
2. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
3. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
4. *quietly slopes out of site*
5. Ham & eggs. A day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig
6. A hangover is the wrath of grapes
Some of my personal faves-
1. I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. - W.C. Fields
2. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx
3. I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer - Woody Allen
4. I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me - Hunter S. Thompson
5. Call on God but row away from the rocks
Now come and share some of yours! 
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Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~Ben Franklin
Do a little dance...
Any man who hates dogs and little kids can't be all bad.
---W.C. Fields
This was on the quote of the day the other day...
Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder.
Procrastinate now!
'Yes Madam I am drunk, but in the morning I will be sober and you'll still be ugly" - Winston Churchill
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon" -Chris Rock
"If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?" - Steven Wright(one of the funniest people alive)
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza" - Dave Barry
Steven Wright is hilarious-
One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read.â€
Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down. - Mitch Hedberg
as a matter of fact it's all dark."
Ah yes, Steven Wright...
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory: You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
I built a house in a cul-de-sac, at the end of a one-way street. Now I can't leave home.
I've got a crush on my dental hygienist. I sit in the waiting room eating Oreo's.
I got a million of 'em; a million of 'em!
--Jimmy Durante
Well, Stanley, this is another fine mess you've gotten us into!
---Oliver Hardy
Who's New
Between Chicago & Milwaukee
We're all ignorant; only on different subjects.
---Will Rogers