Omegle
Fri, 04/17/2009 - 2:46am (16 years 27 weeks ago)
#32
Re: Omegle
i may be bored...
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You: hey
Stranger: ^_^
You: there are some weirdos on here huh
Stranger: weirdos？
You: then again there is good weird. but i've only found bad weird. :-/
Stranger: sorry，I can't catch you
You: *phew* that's good. i didn't feel like running. bye!
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Fri, 04/17/2009 - 4:51am (16 years 27 weeks ago)
#33
Re: Omegle
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You: Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida
Stranger: hedgehogs?
You: no porcupines
Stranger: what about hermit crabs
Stranger: urchins?
You: yeah that is fine
Stranger: simultaneously?
You: if your in WA you can for sure
Stranger: albino porcupines exempt?
You: Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds
Stranger: umm what if it's only 40lbs pregnant
You: I dunno about albino porcupines - it would be a sticky subject
Stranger: like if my cat is actually about 38lbs but the babies make up around 2lbs
Stranger: can I make an argument that they are lives
You: I dunno I think if it over 40 your screwed
Stranger: independent of the mother
You: well hey screw the cat
Stranger: as in f*ck it or screw that focus on the porcupine?
You: I think the cat would be pissed
Stranger: it's ok she's been beaten into submission by Kenny
You: well are you in FL
You: becuase if your not then hey porcupines are fair game
Stranger: are you sure
Stranger: what about in Germany
Stranger: don
Stranger: 't f*ck me over man
You: I'm not a man
Stranger: don't be irresponsible
Stranger: ohshi--
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Fri, 04/17/2009 - 6:52am (16 years 27 weeks ago)
#34
Re: Omegle
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey!
You: he hey
Stranger: asl?
You: earth
Stranger: Good! I'm from Mars!
Stranger: Nice to meet you!
You: I think I may know you!
You: are you a geek?
You: I'm a geek and proud
Stranger: Hum... Yes!
You: haha see? told ya I knew you
You: and how is this fabulous Friday treating you?
Stranger: You are a lunatic!
You: he he eh
Stranger: Hu hu hu...
Stranger: I don't talk to strangers...
You: then what the heck are you doing here?
You: your a lunatic
You: 
Stranger: (o)(o)... Geek don't like this...
You: oh geez.. nope bigger please
You: 
Stranger: Hahahaha.. GEEK ARE GAYS!
Stranger: VIRGINS!
Stranger: AND INNOCENT!
You: why thank you*bows*
Stranger: Hahahaha... your mind is big, but you penis is so tiny!
You: my penis? I'm a woman
I'm a womanYou: hahaha
Stranger: Oh god! A Woman Geek???
Stranger: Geez... is so weird!
You: yep
You: proud innocent and well, umm gayi guess according to you
Stranger: You are gay?
You: no, I am not gay
Stranger: You are hot?
You: my husband thinks so
You: i take it your male
Stranger: Humm... and do u like sex?
You: no I dont cyber
You: waiting...waiting.. for the disconnect
Stranger: Uhhh.. bye!
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Fri, 04/17/2009 - 7:36am (16 years 27 weeks ago)
#35
Re: Omegle
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Stranger: Hai.
You: hi
Stranger: John...
Stranger: John is that you?
You: sadly no
Stranger: John they're after you.
You: i think john is the stranger next to me
Stranger: Seriously John you've got to go now.
You: omg, i'll tell him to run
You: Run john Run
Stranger: John get out now!
Stranger: THEY'RE AFTER YOU!
Stranger: Remember John...with great power...comes great responsibility.
You: No. power only
You: power = fun
You: reponsibilty = no fun
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Fri, 04/17/2009 - 7:54am (16 years 27 weeks ago)
#36
Re: Omegle
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Stranger: Fo shizzle dizzle
You: word
You: what's poppin?
Stranger: Nuttin much G
Stranger: wbu
You: chillin
Stranger: Aigh cool
Stranger: Where you from nig
You: east coast
Stranger: NY?
You: nah ny is wack
Stranger: then where ya from?
then where ya from?You: philly
You: you?
Stranger: Oh aight
Stranger: West Coast man, Long Beach
You: aight
You: you like tupac?
Stranger: Of course nig
Stranger: wbu
You: he waz the 
z
zStranger: I know man
Stranger: R.I.P.
You: for realz
Stranger: So you get respresented by Will Smith?
Stranger: xD
Stranger: *represented
You: don't hate. we also gotz cheesesteaks
You: they're da bomb
Stranger: I know nig, got love for Philly
You: aight cool
Stranger: I'm just sayin, Will smith is da nigga representin you
You: he's aight
Stranger: yeah he aight
Stranger: Whats yo Top 5 rappers?
You: tupac, Wu tang
You: rest are tied
Stranger: Damn
Stranger: mine:
Stranger: 1. 'Pac
2. Nas
3. Eminem
4. Cube
5. Rakim
2. Nas
3. Eminem
4. Cube
5. Rakim
You: dang i left out nas.
Stranger: yeah
yeahStranger: And 'Kim
You: aight aight she's da too
tooStranger: I talked about Rakim
You: dang my bitch is callin me
Stranger:
Stranger: Dayum
You: aight my nig keep it real
You: peace
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Fri, 04/17/2009 - 9:28am (16 years 27 weeks ago)
#37
Re: Omegle
Tryin to be a cool Philly Girl?
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Fri, 04/17/2009 - 9:36am (16 years 27 weeks ago)
#38
Re: Omegle
why the heck would i want to do that. you know i 
NY
you had just texted me and it was the first place that popped into my head when trying to think of a place on the east coast that wasn't NY.
hey i know it's anonymous but i NEVER tell "STRANGERS" where i'm from. my mama said not too. 
"There is no dark side of the Moon really...
as a matter of fact it's all dark."
as a matter of fact it's all dark."
Fri, 04/17/2009 - 8:58am (16 years 27 weeks ago)
#39
Re: Omegle
Ok first I dont speak Spanish so sorry if this has spanish cussing (let me know)
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You: ello
Stranger: hola, que tal?
You: their talking to me again
You: WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Stranger: que passa?
You: el taco
You: burrito
Stranger: o que tienes lo taco?
Stranger: usted quieres mi taco?
You: I'll take 2 tacos to go please
You: no MY taco to mi taco
You: with some mild sauce
Stranger: vai se fuder
Stranger: Vá tomar no cu
Stranger: Arrombado
Stranger: Seu merda
You: yes and a diet coke too
Stranger: You is a peace of crap
Stranger: Seu Bosta
You: no I didn't order crap
You: get my order straight k
Stranger: a**hole
Stranger: idiot
Stranger: donkey
You: no the a**hole ordered crap not me
You: HEY WHERE IS MY dang TACO'S
Stranger: What the f*ck?!
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