Omegle
Thu, 04/16/2009 - 5:23am (16 years 27 weeks ago)
#12
Re: Omegle
If I were single, good-looking, and six months younger, I'd have a blast with this.
Thu, 04/16/2009 - 5:41am (16 years 27 weeks ago)
#13
Re: Omegle
And just think -- this is the time of day when most kids aren't even online! There must be a waiting line at night...
Thu, 04/16/2009 - 8:41am (16 years 27 weeks ago)
#14
Re: Omegle
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: howdy
Stranger: `sup ?
You: the sky
You: sup with you
You: so you like bambi?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yu?
You: yeah I'm having bambi for dinner tonight - I like it med well
Stranger: boy ?
You: I dunno bambi is dead does it matter
Stranger: so your a friend of bambi
Stranger: yes?
You: are you a boy or girl...
You: well I know a stripper name bambi
Stranger: boy
You: but I'm not eating her tonight...
Stranger: your a boy or a girl ?
You: I'm a alien from mars
You: I'm here to probe
You: got lube
Stranger: so your not boy or girl but your alien
Stranger: => high stupidity on the stranger that im talkin with
You: yeah
You: that is ok I wont probe you - I only want smart ppl
Stranger: im not smart so why are you talkin with me ?
You: I dunno why are you talking to a alien
You: didn't your momma tell you not to chat with aliens
You: want to ride in my space ship
Stranger: no . right now im trying to find someone who has money to buy me a game on steam
Stranger: im a poor guy
You: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh so how old are you
Stranger: 16 
:(
:(Stranger: i want to talk with generous people . cause i can steal steam accounts but i dont want to
You: ok well gotta go cook bambi - TTYL
You have disconnected.
Thu, 04/16/2009 - 8:48am (16 years 27 weeks ago)
#15
Re: Omegle
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii (:
You: HOLA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
*sniffs armpits*
To know the Light ...
You must first know the Dark
You must first know the Dark
Thu, 04/16/2009 - 9:41am (16 years 27 weeks ago)
#16
Re: Omegle
Wow, I just completely wasted about a half hour of my precious youth ...
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi there
You: hello
You: ever wonder why geese can fly?
You: fat fks
You: I mean, by the looks of em, you'd swear they wouldn't be able to fly
Stranger: 
..
..Stranger: no i never wonder about that to be honest
You: what about flamingos?
Stranger: they're pretty ugly in my opinion
You: pink isn't your color?
Stranger: oh, it is. they're just odd looking.
You: very. and amazing they can fly too. all long neck n all ...
Stranger: yes i know.
You: what about a stork. They don't look a whole helluva lot different than a flamingo
You: minus the pink
Stranger: true true
You: If ya think about it though, they must be mighty strong with the air currents and drafts ... they have the capability to carry babies as cargo
Stranger: i know. amazing, isnt it.
You: astonishing really
You: so let's say you didnt plan on said baby ...
You: just shoot the stork out of the air before it reaches my house?
You: Go all patriot missile on it's wide-winged arse?
Stranger: no honey, it doesnt work that way
You: it dun't?
Stranger: no
You: So how bout them Wombat's?
Stranger: wombats?
You: Yeh, I saw them on the discovery channel once. Big round butts. Purty cute lil guys really.
You: You should Google a wombat sometime.
You: great fun
Stranger: ummm.. maybe later..
You: Kina looks like a big guinea pig, with an attitude
You: Ever wonder how it is a 3-toed tree sloth never falls out of the tree?
Stranger: no?
You: Really? That's strange ...
Stranger: yes
You: Their name alone, "Sloth" kinda lets ya know they must be alseep most of the time. Could you stay aloft a tree whilst sleeping?
Stranger: I dont know.
You: give it a try sometime, lemme know how ya fare.
You: I'll be here under the name "Stranger"
Stranger: Hahaha, that narrows it down
You: 
Stranger:
You: Sooo, how bout them goose's?
Stranger: to tell you the truth, i dont know much about animals.
You: Live in the city?
Stranger: LA.
haha, and you?
haha, and you?
You: , no wonder. I live in a hut on the edge of a brazilian rainforest.
, no wonder. I live in a hut on the edge of a brazilian rainforest.Stranger: Actually?
You: I have a pet brown recluse spider named "ew"
Stranger: Hahah
You: Yep, just got on the interwebs today
Stranger: Nice.
Stranger: So what else are you into?
You: I hear there're alot of creepy ppl on the interwebs
You: so i just hang out with "Ew"
Stranger: Oh. I see.
You: Ever see Gus N roses live?
Stranger: Do you play any sports..?
And no, but i'd love to.
And no, but i'd love to.
You: If you call shrinking heads during our weekly voodoo dance a sport, then yes. We push them around with sticks sometimes after.
Stranger: Oh, very interesting.
You: Shrunk a couple heads into a sweet pair of earrings last Sunday (at church)
Stranger: Oh my goodness.
You: they'll go good with my hippopotomous shinbone belt for Saturday's chicken dance we hold, before the rooster fights. 
Stranger: oh
You: Are ya old enough to of seen GnR when they were still unsigned and playing the LA clubs?
Stranger: No way haha.
You: Just a teen? Still wet behind the ears? Still have milk on your breath?
Stranger: Yep, are you?
You: Nope, I'm 64
Stranger: oh, me too
You: be back in a sec, I need to take this plate out of my lip
Stranger: oh same! hang on..
Stranger: oh, sorry i've got to go feel my kangaroo
You: kk
You: good chattin
Stranger: you too.
You: feel him for me too
Stranger: i meant feed! oops.
You: MmmHmmm
You:
Stranger: Hahahah, byee
You: cya!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
At this point, I don't plan on going back. Midway through I was starting to get the impression I could of easily been talking to a German submarine sailor, or some Ham radio guy.
To know the Light ...
You must first know the Dark
You must first know the Dark
Thu, 04/16/2009 - 10:13am (16 years 27 weeks ago)
#17
Re: Omegle
OMG STarRRDoGG I think I pissed myself laughing. My family now thinks mom has lost it. My makeup is now shot from all the tears laughing and my sides hurt. That is the best dang read! 
Thu, 04/16/2009 - 12:18pm (16 years 27 weeks ago)
#18
Re: Omegle
I expect royalties from both you and James for using my penguin/goose/flamingo questions!
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