Omegle
Thu, 04/16/2009 - 10:45am (16 years 27 weeks ago)
#21
Re: Omegle
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
You: Why can't penguins fly?
Stranger: 
Stranger: because they're adapted to swim ?
You: But how cool would it be to see one flying over your house?.
You: I'd love that
You: Do you like to hunt?>
Stranger: , never have
, never haveYou: Hm... Well when the penguins start flying, perhaps you should start
You: You could stuff one and put it over your fireplace
You: Whats your favorite food?
Stranger: i would enjoy that
Stranger: , i think i've decided on gyros
, i think i've decided on gyrosYou: Lamb?
Stranger: yeah
You: The cute little things out in the fields?
You: Yes, they are great
You: But sheep aren't
You: Why doesn't that make sense? Because sheep are grown up lambs!
You: They should taste the same!
Stranger: well, veal vs. beef
You: Hmmm
Stranger: not that i've ever had either
You: You've never had beef???
You: 
You: What do you eat? dirt?
You: Because I've had dirt too, and its not very good
Stranger: ooh, whoops
Stranger: i meant sheep
Stranger: and veal
You: Ah. Hahaha
Stranger: i've had beef and lamb
You: Well take my word for it. Sheep taste like sh!t. Just don't do it!
You: Well, I'm doing all the talking.
You: You should say something random!
You: I like random
You: Incase you couldn't tell
You: So go for it!
You: first thing that comes to mind
Stranger: what would life be like with two suns ?
You: HOT
You: And bright
You: And skin cancer
You: Lots of sun screen
You: i have a question now. Why did mommy tell me never to talk to strangers?
You: Because i find it rather fun
You: Did mommy lie to me?
Stranger: i guess
You: Dirty b!tch.... I'm sending her to the retirement home
You: Okay, your question
You: Hurry up!
Stranger: what is your favorite... movie
You: The bomb is about to explode
You: Movie.... Hm..... Do porno's count?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: porn counts
You: Ooooh. Then I have a lot of favorites! I like schoolgirl movies... reminds me of the good ole days.... 3rd grade
You: What a good year
You: Otherwise, it would be a random action movie
Stranger: 3rd grade ?
You: Oh yeah baby. All over the desk. Then in 4th, with the teacher.... I always got what I wanted
You: Life it good
You: *is
Stranger: nice
You: I got an F in 3rd, and A's in 4th. 
You: So, how about those bombs?
You: BOOOOOOOM!
Stranger: hah
Stranger: teacher must have liked you
You: I think we might all blow up soon... World has gone to hell
You: BOOOOOOOOOOOM
You: See?
You: There it went
Stranger: i'm still here
You: All your base are belong to us
You: No your not
You: You just think you are
You: Now they are brainwashing!!!!
You: Dirty fckers... We should blow them up
Stranger: b!tches
You: I love b!tches... Maybe we shouldn't kill them all...
You: Hm
You: Oh the choices we make in life
You: So, I live on Mars. How about you?
Stranger: earth here
You: I wanted to live on Pluto, but some dumb person who is payed far too much said it wasn't a planet any more
You: I blew him up
You: Why earth? What the he!! do they have there?
You: Besides penguins... but yours are lame and don't fly
Stranger: we have tigers
You: Do they fly?
Stranger: yeah, i've seen them
You: You also have beatles. They play d@mn good music
Stranger: it's true !!
You: Do you ever hear beatles sing?
Stranger: not in person
You: Well thats a pity
You: Do you listen to their cd thingies?
Stranger: yeah, i'm a bit too young
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: cd-wise, yes
You: How young are ya, boi?
Stranger: 19
You: D@@@@mn
You: So young
Stranger: yeeeah
You: 91 here. See, your 19, I'm 91
You: Funny how that works!
Stranger: palandromic
You: Thats a big word
You: Big words scare me
You: Actually, I just sh!t myself. Imma go clean up
Stranger: a'ight
You: Bye!!! Thanks little earth boi
You have disconnected.
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Thu, 04/16/2009 - 12:38pm (16 years 27 weeks ago)
#22
Re: Omegle
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hey
Stranger: are you internet
You: no I'm alien
Stranger: oh
Stranger: that is unfortunate
Stranger: i am looking for internet
Stranger: i have many questions
You: did you know its against the law to have sex with a porcupine
You: I'm looking for intercoarse
Stranger: only in certain states
Stranger: thank god for idaho
You: but now with a porcupine
Stranger: intercoarse must be rough
You: yeah ouch
Stranger: why you make loving with porcupine
Stranger: do you not have goat
Stranger: we have many goats
You: I had a goat but I like sheep better
Stranger: no no
You: do you have a goat
Stranger: goat better
Stranger: goat frisky
You: really
You: with or with out lube
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
FYI here are some good off facts to random talk about: Top Ten 
sex laws
Thu, 04/16/2009 - 1:38pm (16 years 27 weeks ago)
#23
Re: Omegle
Thanks for the idea! Though it turned into a convo about the word "F*ck" so let the editing begin:
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: People find me weird
You: Do you?
Stranger: idk
You: WHY DON'T YOU KNOW???
Stranger: i never find you
You: Well here I am
Stranger: so?
You: So am I weird? Or am I the f*cking sh!t?
Stranger: i thought you are a monkey
Stranger: who can type
You: F*ck you. just because I scratch my azz, doesn't mean I'm a monkey
You: Your such a racist
Stranger: im not
You: Clearly you are. JUST BECAUSE I'M BLACK DOESN'T MEAN I'M A MONKEY!
Stranger: i said i thought
You: I want to kill myself now
Stranger: i can not see you
You: Well I see you
You: Your in front of a computer
Stranger: good
Stranger: how do i look like?
Stranger: like a monkey?
You: Like a f*cking snail
Stranger: nonono
Stranger: i look like a monkey
You: Did you know that sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.
You: So, I could totally do you monkey/snail person
You: How hot would that be?
You: But having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.
Stranger: i dont know that maybe sometime i will go to washington and f*ck someone
You: So... Stay as a monkey
You: Why can't humans fly?
Stranger: so many laws in different states
You: Is it illegal for humans to fly?
You: Is that why no one does it?
Stranger: nathon can fly
You: Who might that be?
Stranger: have you ever seen heros?
You: I'm my own f*cking hero
Stranger: peter's big bro
You: I've seen Happy days
Stranger: good for you
You: Have you seen Happy days?
You: JUMP THE SHARK!!!
Stranger: ive seen happy tree friends
You: ...
You: Is there a shark in the tree?
Stranger: lovely animals killed
You: I like dead things
Stranger: bloody sh!t!
You: Dood... I totally had bloody sh!t the other day
You: It smelled f*cked up
Stranger: i take photo for dead things
You: i touch dead people in a sexual way
You: Especially little girls
Stranger: wow! do you feel hot?
You: I love middle school girls
You: Oh so hot
You: Horny.... F*ck, so horny!
You: Dead little girls!!!!
You: Yeeeeeeeeeees
You: Why is the sky blue?
Stranger: no i think you are not so weird
You: F*ck yes! I have a friend!
You: Your my first friend... We can be best friends!
Stranger: coz you painted blue?
You: Go to the movies, color, have sleep overs.... Yay!!!
You: I am blue!
You: I'lllll have a blue...christmas... without youuuuu
Stranger: what color do you think is suit with blue?
Stranger: white?
You: Black and blue, like your face! Ohhhhhhhh
Stranger: no i have a red face
Stranger: im a monkey
You: thats f*cked up
You: f*ck has so many uses
You: It should be like americas motto...
Stranger: like?
You: Such a great word!
Stranger: what a f*cking f*cked f*cker!
You: Like... F*ck you. Your a f*cker. Go to f*cking hell. Thats f*cking messed up. Clusterf*ck. Mother f*cker. F*cking sh!t
You: Its so f*cking great I just can't f*cking stop saying f*ck.....
You: Holy f*ck. My toe just fell off
Stranger: that a f*cked one!
You: My toe just really fell off... I wondered why it was blue
Stranger: coz...you are ble
You: Why did mommy tell me not to talk to strangers? I kinda like it
Stranger: stranger danger
You: Are you dangerous?
You: Will you touch me in the no-no place?
Stranger: im not
Stranger: totally not
You: Aww... Well then why are we still talking. F*ck that.
You have disconnected.
i lost count, but I think that was 26 uses of the F word... This is fun!
Thu, 04/16/2009 - 1:51pm (16 years 27 weeks ago)
#24
Re: Omegle
Oh my goodness. I swear hat person had to be about 12 years old and you used the f word 26 times! Funny stuff. I cant wait till to droppers meet on there. That conversation will be brilliant.
Thu, 04/16/2009 - 1:06pm (16 years 27 weeks ago)
#26
Re: Omegle
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hello
You: Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida
Stranger: honest?
Stranger: there goes my weekend plans...
You: yeah
Stranger: now what am i going to do
You: I know I mean really why cant I have sex with a porcupine
Stranger: it's an exciting adventure if you ask me
You: well if your in washington you can have sex with a animal if its under 40 lbs
Stranger: haha
You: so think I can screw the cat
Stranger: go for it!
You: I think sheep are over 40 lbs huh
Stranger: usually
Stranger: you could go for a lamb though
You: 
Stranger: haha have you seen the movie Black Sheep?
Stranger: horror/comedy from new zealand
You: yeah it was baaaaaadddddddddddd
Stranger: sooo bad haha
Stranger: just watched it the other day
You: hey why cant flamingos fly?
Stranger: i'm not sure
Stranger: legs too long/heavy?
You: I dunno
Stranger: wings not strong enough?
Stranger: too pink?
Stranger: made of plastic?
You: I like pink
Stranger: i don't usually
Stranger: maybe bubblegum pink
Stranger: but i'd never wear it
You: oh not in touch with your sexual female side huh
Stranger: oh my sexual female side is just fine
You: I'm transexual
Stranger: fun!
You: actually I'm a alien looking to probe
Stranger: c'mon over!
You: 
Stranger: 
You: your not the 400lb man in the cabin in the woods are you
Stranger: hey, i'm on weight watchers i'm down to 356, and it's a house not a cabin
You: YOU FREAK MY MOM WARNED ME ABOUT YOU.......LOSER!
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Thu, 04/16/2009 - 3:56pm (16 years 27 weeks ago)
#27
Re: Omegle
Wow... I actually had a serious conversation on this site! The amazing power of the intetweb... And also spreadin the word of the GD!
Thu, 04/16/2009 - 4:54pm (16 years 27 weeks ago)
#28
Re: Omegle
I got spammed with "JESUS ISN'T REAL" and then called a derogative term for homosexuals. I never liked chatting...
Thu, 04/16/2009 - 5:47pm (16 years 27 weeks ago)
#29
Re: Omegle
humm, well I am guessing my random stranger is not a MAtrix fan
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Stranger: do you believe in free will
You: hi random stranger
You: yes I do believe in free will
Stranger: i dont
You: why?
Stranger: everthing is controled
You: by who or what?
You: I dont really see myself as a character in a sitcom or a game piece ona chess board
Stranger: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatalism
You: on a road you go left or right.. its a choice.. its your will
Stranger: free will is your illusion
You: ahh like would you take the red pill or blue pill?
You:
You: It's been a topic of conversation amongst friends what would have happened if both were taken?
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Fri, 04/17/2009 - 2:12am (16 years 27 weeks ago)
#30
Re: Omegle
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: hi
You: B-5
You: C-7
You: Ok your move
Stranger: tell me your deepest secrets
You: You sank my battleship!
Stranger: haha
You: Now you're laughing about it?
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I'm so hot, I sometimes spontaneously combust.
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