Btw, that reminds me, back in high school a friend of mine's band (death metal band) had a song they wrote called "She Came Out In Chunks". 
Thought of this thread today at work.. while I was sprinkling brown sugar on my oatmeal.. started to giggle then realized not only did noone have any idea what was so funny but, I couldn't tell them why..(new job-not so "politically correct" topic for the workplace) 
I've decided ... I'm going to test out the water theory ... *takes sip from gallon of water*

Olympus
Single & Not Looking
Ya kiddin'? That sounds like a cozy day at the beach compared to this.
Assuming that stainless steel duckbilled looking thing isn't goin up your back porch.
Sooooo, HOW do I get that job of his again? And can I pre-screen my patients?