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I hope this isn't the wrong place to ask this, but its the health section so I'm taking a shot Laughing What does it mean when your ejaculate comes out very watery and drippy? I hope I didn't gross anyone out!! Smile

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OK I googled and well I'm just going to report what they say: stop wanking and let the sauce thicken up Wink
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I think I would go see a Dr

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ROFL nice one sm. As a fan of the monkey spanking I haven't had any issues.

James your correct about what you eat affecting your man juice. I know my ex use to say that when I ate to much garlic she wouldn't preform her duties but when I ate lots of those cinnamon altoid she was like a critter in heat. Wink

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How much water you drink and the amount of protein in your diet affects the thickness. When I fast for 40 days, it turns into pure water. Your diet also affects the taste and smell, if you were wondering.

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Hahahaha! Sounds like it literally turned into a firehose. That link cracks me up, it's hard to take the asker seriously. He's talking about tappin' every girl he see's on a daily basis, basically.

My guess would be like James already mentioned, the more or less water you take in, controls it's thickness, and how often ya fire one across the bow. If ya do it too much, chunks and clumps will come out like oatmeal, and not much at that, but if ya hold off a few days and drink alot of water, look out. When I do that I sometimes think my prostate's gonna shoot out like a cannonball, and blow a hole right through her. *struts* Laughing

Btw, how do you display that problem to a Dr.? Bring a NSFW magazine with ya to his office? Tongue


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Btw, how do you display that problem to a Dr.?

Show and tell....take the kids to work day (in a cup). Hey I lack the parts to really answer the questions so I have to rely on google Tongue

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It always turns watery after sitting for a few minutes. The Dr. wouldn't be able to tell, Laughing

Oatmeal's good for ya! Tongue


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oh well shows me how much I know Laughing

Guess the kids have to ride the magic school bus to the Dr's and get off there in front of him. Sorry no sympathy from me, girls have to go though enough with the Gyno and then if that is not bad enough we get out tata's flattened like pancakes. Do that to the boys then you all get more sympathy. Tongue

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I'm not sure what girls go through other than the pancake thing, but do they jam a thumb up your keester? Like way past the knuckle? That sounds like a living nightmare to me, and I think I have to go get my walnut checked for the first time ever soon. I'm freaking out about it. Laughing

I am ab.so.lu.te.ly virginesque in that area, not to mention the ahhh ... awkwardness of it all. I just hope the doc doesn't pour us a couple of glasses of red wine and light a candle while he does it. Maybe I can at least request a female doc?

That might be a good topic for GeekDrop ... tell us your prostate checking stories ... ROFL


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Hee Hee let us know how that goes for ya! Laughing

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well lets see - as a girl this is what you get.......
<-- yes that is a real one taken from a Dr site.

That is shoved in you so that he can get his hand up you so far that your pretty sure you can taste his fingers. At some point your wondering if he is going to loose his watch. Then you get the long q-tip. Worried

SO enjoy that finger Laughing and remember to cough for the dr.

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