GG's DATING FAIL!!
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So your GG has some problems finding a suitable gentleman to court 
Seems for every dating attempt, there is a funny story!
You will not believe this last one, though--EPIC DATING FAIL!
Guy is in a branch of the military and was deployed to Afghanistan and a few weeks away from being able to go home. Long story short, a mutual friend had a Facebook spam problem, and he "replied all" asking about it and i replied back to him and we emailed every day pretty much, and wow--seemed like a GREAT GUY! was esctatic and couldn't believe how funny fate can be. a smart, cute, seemingly-mature guy... i thought, "FINALLY! woohoo!! after years of getting hit on by ickies and a bunch of blind dates gone bad in between...Finally!"
Well fate was funnier than i had thought
He finally got back home and we had our first real phone convo. I find out:
-when asked what are you goign to do now that you're home?
me: "but you already have 10! where are you going to put this one??!"
him: on my face. it'll be cool it'll be in UV ink so it'll be like a secret except when i'm out bowling or rah rah {??}. right under my eye, it's gonna say Jin--they're these spirits that..." {i zoned out at that point...}"and so that's why people are afraid to go in the basement..."
-he has no primary job, because he quit it since he has a 'problem with authority'
-he is 35 but has no idea what he wants his job to be but probably something like a bouncer, but maybe not.
-he says fu*kin' every other word
so if this wasn't sounding like it was bad enough, it gets worse.
-me: yeah i'm sorry i gotta go....
-me: STOP! i'm going to THROW UP! i've got to go, i'm sorry.
-him:" uhhh can we just pretend i didn't say that and talk about something else now?"
-me: i'm sorry...
-him: "let's just talk about something --"
{his phone died. hallelujah! thank you GOD!}
He called back a few times after he got his phone charged and he said he'd make it easy for me and wouldn't contact me again, he'd leave it up to me. and i said yeahhh, sorry...... thankfully he's kept his word and has not called or anything since. 
Wayyyyyl, i was up pretty late scratching my head about that one.
Wow. People are freaks!
Just goes down in my "can you believe that guy?!" book...i've got a lot of chapters now!! 
lucky ME!
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and Yes i'm VERY glad that conversation went as poorly as it did--i don't have to look back or think twice about cutting that off PRONTISIMO!
Yea, he is nuts, being in Afghanistan must've lossened his marbles ... every guy knows you don't mention how you're into bestiality until at least the third date. 
It's actually mind blowing how many women are doing Rover these days, the net is overflowing with em.
Btw, if it makes ya feel any better, my mom has been a stellar empoyee for the same company going on some 30+ years now, and she still tells me she doesn't really know what she wants to do.
It's actually mind blowing how many women are doing Rover these days, the net is overflowing with em.
Btw, if it makes ya feel any better, my mom has been a stellar empoyee for the same company going on some 30+ years now, and she still tells me she doesn't really know what she wants to do.
ewww that is gross, although somehow I believe it. And yeah there are tons of people who really dont know what they want when it comes to work, theres nothing wrong with that in itself, too bad that wasn't his only "issue"
And you misunderstand;) i'm talking about stability. no one really wants to be with someone whose pattern is Employed for 2 weeks, Unemployed for 2 months, Employed for 2 weeks, Unemployed for 4 months, etc. And stability in the sense that you want to be with someone who can at least try to look ahead and at least try to care about having a job?
My job doesn't make me 100% fufilled but i do it to pay the bills. I will be going back to school and probably not start my job that i want until i'm 30 years old. But that's okay And you know what? if i change my mind after that and decide to stick with where i'm at, or something different, then that'll be okay. But at least in the meantime i'm taking care of myself.
When you add that aspect of him to his bigger picture, it just adds to the "Cons" list.
I used to do the adult website thing for a few years, and people would try and submit those types of websites to me all the time. You end up seeing all kinds of stuff in that line of work. Just google-image it and start counting how many different women ya see. It's one of those things where ya assume one or two people are doing it, in Mexico for some show, but my guess would be hundreds of thousands of women are doing it. It's a big money maker in the website biz,
If he's in the military, surrounded by prank playing guys, my bet is he was somehow introduced to it that way, and found out he liked it after the initial shock and awe,
but my guess would be hundreds of thousands of women are doing it.
ewwwwww!! well i have learned two three things:
1)i guess there are more freaks than we knew of out there !
2)i'm still very naive i guess ?
3)my give-a-dang's still very much busted, and i am So very happy for that. don't look back and keep movin forward!
OH! you know what? When he said that i just had this mental image of your one thread about a news story(click)
Glove, your avatar is starting to look weird to me now
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That is a helluva story girl! That is completely disgusting, I mean seriously who would even ADMIT to that EVERRR! let alone on your first phone call with a potential mate. There are no words for this really, there has to be something seriously wrong with this guy, I mean SERIOUSLY!! One good thing, at least he told you right away, I mean you could have gone on a few dates with him, started to really like him and for him to drop that BOMBSHELL, that would have been worse. WOW! WOW! WOW!. I mean I have heard of lots of different types of dating "Fails" but this one DEFINITELY takes the cake. I'm sorry. Hopefully he's just one in a
milliontrillion. Yuck!