New Jersey Cop charged with shagging cows
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Now I know his girl isn't exactly a size 2, but calling her a "Cow" is kinda rude ... 
*tap tap* Is this thing on?
Then again, I suppose knocking boots with a cow is a step up from being stuck giving his 'real' girlfriend a tumble. OH!
Thank you thank you, you're a great crowd. I'll be here all week, twice on Sundays.
Does he make his girlfriend wear a cowbell in bed to spice things up?
Ba dum chhh...
Does he yell "honey, I'm home!" when he walks out to the pasture?
ok ok ok, enough jokes, onto the article. Clicky
Try the veal! nerk nerk nerk
p.s. Is it just me, or does her face look like it was splattered with a cow pie? 
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Hmmm, preferred calves did he? Is there a term describing a pedophile relating to cows? Not only is it bad enough you're drillin'a cow, why ya gotta go for her shorties too?
"He waxed philosophically about the mental powers of cows, noting that they couldn't actually talk -- a breakthrough observation -- and thus had no way of expressing whether they liked giving degenerate cops blowjobs or not. And given that the jury had no way of reading the five cows' minds -- yes, Melia is a serial cow rapist -- there's no way the prosecution could prove the cows were tormented."
OMG are you serious?? Holy Cow (pardon the pun 
) Wonder will he end up with foot and mouth disease
I hear it's pretty common up in Wi., the dairyland state 
I'm about to start moooooo-oan'in at all the bad 
puns in this thread. Thank God MissB didn't go for the easy "Mad Cow disease" in her post.
Maybe I should hoof it on up to Wisconsin and check out the dating scene. I hear the 'girls' there are really horny, and feeding them comes real cheap ... they just eat grass. 
i'm soooo glad we didn't end up giving you that mic. and stand we had picked out as a gift for being our great "Head Mucky Muck".where do you get this stuff?!
last part fine ok, BUT at least... :? ....at least we're not FIBS! so there!!
(i used this link bc it didn't have the F-word in title, you're welcome dogg so you have to move past the 1-minute mark for the blooper) Who's New
Wellington Florida
Married
Yeah it gives cow tipping a whole new meaning
(you totally missed that one and what no 
emoticons)?
OK ewwwwww........
Burlington County assistant prosecutor Kevin Morgan was left to assert that forcing a cow to give you a blowjob -- especially a young, innocent calve, which is what Melia fancied -- fit the definition of cruelty. "I think any reasonable juror could infer that a man's p***s in the mouth of a calf is torment," he told the judge. "It's a crime against nature."
that is one messed up dude!!!!
Sure his name wasn't Mr. Brown???