As a parent I know how when you fly you try and pack a bunch of kid toys to keep them busy. Well leave the playdoh at home, it is now on the banned list. They showed this poor little kid on TV, he got playdoh for Christmas and it was taken away.
I guess it feels to much like C-4 or Centex explosives. So if you pack up jr remember no playdoh!
Oh come on devil live on the wild side just take out 1/2 of it, toss in a few lighters, some candle making wicks and a bag of fertilizer for fun.
Just getting on the plane is living on the wild side for me. They usually take one look at me and give me the extra special treatment. My old driver's license was cracked in half, they didn't like that. My old "uni-bomber" beard didn't help. My new license still has the Al-Quada beard look to it... even tho its mostly cut off now. My bad attitude and zero tolerance for taking sh!t from anyone doesn't help... When I flew back home a couple months ago I barely remembered to take the knife out of my pocket. I gave it to my wife as we were getting out of the car. "Oops, probably best if you keep this here for now."
Ehhh the TSA sometimes like to pick on anyone. In Hawaii 5 years ago I went though a check point and was pulled and searched. You know when they wand you with that metal detector thingie? Well large chested underwire bra goes off. Oh yeah I was felt up by the lady - she grabbed my tata's and said she had to check. My mouth fell open and my one son said "Dude she just felt you up" but really loud so everyone heard it.
Now its a running joke every time we go to the airport one of my kids will say while standing in line loud (like all kids are) "mom are you wearing your metal bra"...............nice. Gotta love kids
i can only imagine... I was actually questioned too a while ago about why my DL was kinda dirty, I said what do you mean? In return I got a "don't eff with me" dirty look, I said I guess its from handling it so much, ya know taking it out of your wallet putting it back etc. its bound to get dirty eventually.
Hell. Where else?
Well crap. I'm getting on a plane tomorrow. Now I need to repack. I had a suitcase full of playdoh. No clothes, no toothbrush, just playdoh. dang.