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Fri, 12/04/2009 - 1:46pm  (16 years 9 weeks ago)
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So i belong to an online dating site, and i don't have a "Premium Membership" anymore so I just say in my headline to find me on myspace.

It's been a month and a half since i've checked anything on myspace, so i logged in today. There were a few weird messages, but this one topped them all:

I liked your {dating site} profile but I'm a couple inches shorter than 5'10''- that's ok. If I'm not mistaken you meant to say you were looking for someone 5'7'' right? I was looking through all these ads here on the internet thinking to myself “Look at all the poor, desperate, lonely women…” and then I saw your ad and thought to myself “Hey, here’s a poor, desperate, lonely woman that’s actually CUTE…” so I thought I’d write and see if you’re as interesting on the inside as you are in this picture…” Let me know
-Jack♠

seriously?!

Not surprisingly, this message was sent at 4:07AM. Rolling Eyes

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Fri, 12/04/2009 - 2:38pm  (16 years 9 weeks ago)
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Re: "Pickup line" FAIL!

ROFL ding ding ding!!! you've got yourself a WINNNNER!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA..... you should respond and say obviously not as lonely and desperate as you are writing to me at 4:00 a.m. I wonder does he seriously think he could possibly get a positive response to a line like that!! Laughing

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Fri, 12/04/2009 - 2:58pm  (16 years 9 weeks ago)
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Re: "Pickup line" FAIL!
i know, right? i read it and was like aw geez thanks Laughing
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Fri, 12/04/2009 - 2:53pm  (16 years 9 weeks ago)
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Re: "Pickup line" FAIL!

Awwwww, Sad poor kitty, how is he expected to eat? Sad

I'm trying to think, but nothing happens
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Fri, 12/04/2009 - 4:21pm  (16 years 9 weeks ago)
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Re: "Pickup line" FAIL!
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Awwwww, Sad poor kitty, how is he expected to eat? Sad

Awww I agree that poor little thing - hes hungry. Sad

OK I'm starting to think we need a "GG Dating" thread. Where do you find these guys at? I say you reply but some bizarre reply. Maybe try turning the guy on then tell him you have to tell him something but it maybe a deal breaker. Hey why not borrow a line from the last looser you dated - tell him your into bestiality and then invite him over to meet your pet goat or donkey or whatever. Hey atleast the conversation should be good for a few more postings ROFL

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Fri, 12/04/2009 - 4:27pm  (16 years 9 weeks ago)
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Re: "Pickup line" FAIL!
ROFL if the weekend goes that poorly with puppy-training and i'm horribly cranky monday i just may do that Laughing. you crack me up SM.
maybe i will just for sh*ts and giggles Wink why not, right? Laughing
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Fri, 12/04/2009 - 4:54pm  (16 years 9 weeks ago)
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Re: "Pickup line" FAIL!

looking for a "Dating Fail" picture for GG I found this funny......

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Mon, 12/07/2009 - 9:01am  (16 years 8 weeks ago)
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Re: "Pickup line" FAIL!
ROFL i know a few online dating fail guys to give this one to!!
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Mon, 12/07/2009 - 10:52am  (16 years 8 weeks ago)
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Re: "Pickup line" FAIL!

Hilarious..... eharmony is a load of $%&$)(%( anyway!! ROFL

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Fri, 12/04/2009 - 6:05pm  (16 years 9 weeks ago)
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Re: "Pickup line" FAIL!

ROFL
I swear GG you really need to pitch these events in your life for a sitcom, it can't miss Laughing

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Fri, 12/04/2009 - 7:12pm  (16 years 9 weeks ago)
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Re: "Pickup line" FAIL!

Oh see I would watch it for sure. Hummm lets see who can we get to play GG? She has to be cute and she has to have GG's accent (she has a accent) with the "Awwwww Nohhhhhhh"

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