I spend a lot of time in different area WalMarts because of my job, and if I thought I could get away with it, I'd have a huge collection of pics to post. Instead, I only have stories, like the one I shared about Speedo Guy. Here's another:

The other day, I went into a Walmart restroom, minding my own business. I had noticed an old guy hobbling in before me from one of those stupid scooter things (that I think should be outlawed, by the way). I thought at worst I was going to have to stand next to him, or he'd stink up the place, or maybe he would be walking so slow I'd have to sidestep him. Nope. Not so lucky... Instead, he was already at the urinal- wearing his pants around his ankles the way you would think a 4 year old would... thanks Walmart! Now I have chubby old guy arse burned into my retinas. I'm hoping to drink that imagery away soon...

2 Quickies: In one of the WalMarts I can't stand (won't mention which one, but its busy and dirty and I'm lucky to not go there too often anymore...) one of the managers has one of the best mullets you will ever see. Its white and receding and probably covering up a bald spot. C'mon, dude. I gave up my mullet 10 years ago.

Another Walmart I'm in more often has a manager complete with a couple gold teeth. Am I as a vendor, or as a customer, supposed to take this guy seriously? What do his employees think? He seems normal enough until he opens his mouth, then you realize he may still have hidden ambitions of being a real rapper someday, or a pimp, or maybe both.

Stupid Walmarts.

this one made me laugh

Unless she is a clown there is never any reason