How bout cartoon?
Check it out... November's issue of Playboy covergirl (from Marge Simpson Strips Down for Playboy):
So what do you think? Do we need another magazine like this?
YES
(But not her. Ewww.)
Especially if it's got the all-time hottest girl on the planet, and my future wife, even though she's totally unaware of it right now ( ) Arianny Celeste. She's one of the UFC Round Girls who holds up the round number card in between rounds.
*fans himself*
*faints*
Stardogg you sexist pig!!!!!! How dare you look at women like that!!! You know I would never do anything like that
You know I would never do anything like that
I'm a lil Mr./Mrs./Miss/Ms. Anonymous, would never do anything like what, pose in a magazine?
Ok I hate to say I don't mind it and here is why. I don't mind it if they use real athletes not some bimbo bikini model or sorry dogg a score card girl. If they are showing off a athlete then go for it (oh and can we have some dudes too please). Now as for her being on the cover well I do like it. It shows she is in great shape and it shows a girl with curves VS the stick thin anorexic hopped up on drugs cover models that some of the magazines show. Now if they start airbrushing and photoshopping the athletes then all bets off.
Besides its the closest thing to legal porn for the teen boys so give them their 5 min of mag time alone so they dont have to run out to buy some smut mag. HAHA I'm so going to get flack for saying that one
What?? The score card girls aren't considered athletes? Those cards they hold up are at least a pound, held way up over their heads for a full 30 seconds. I'm sure she breaks a major sweat during her sporting events. Good thing one of these days I'll be right next to her to towel her off and take care of her, ease her discomfort.
She's no less athletic than baseball players, they sit in a dugout 99% of the time until they're up at bat for 5 minutes. If they get lucky they might have to run a base or two, then they stand around out in a nice, grassy field staring at the pretty lights unless a stray ball floats their way for a second. . That's why a lot of baseball players are tubbo's.
Btw, the boys don't need this for their 5 minutes alone, trust me, they all have their little fort in some woods they threw together out of scrap wood and spare carpeting, with dads stash of nudies buried in the middle under about 3 inches of dirt, that they get together and pull out while smoking (but not inhaling) a couple of dads stolen cigs.
p.s. Dudes too? That's what the main ones are already for.
pfffff.....baseball players atleast have to know how to play the game and good. What does she have to know - how to chew gum and walk. Oh wait she has to stick out her butt and boobs too so yeah lets give her a cover. Heck lets make it a Olympic sport too while were at it
So your telling me I need to go look for a fort outside now
Ok if we cant have the cover (the dudes) can we get the ads inside - I like this one (alottttttttttttttt)
yep armani make some nice undies dont they ladies
Thank God ya forgot to link that pic, we don't need to be lookin at no mens in banana hammocks.
Wellll, if ya want to get into actual "know how", the only thing Baseball players need to know is how to spit and not hit anyone else with Skoal schrapnel, while they adjust their cups. Most of them would be flunking right outta college if they were going strictly on brain power,
. And don't even get me started on golf ... your average beer pong player while shet stinking rooster-eyed is more of an athlete.
My sweet angel Arianny on the other hand has to know how to bat her lashes just right, that takes a lot of energy to bat those lashes ... she has to know how to glide across the canvas in high heels without tripping and making an arse of herself, all while not losing a beat as far as each hip swing goes. But the real athletic part is her skill in maintaining a single man without getting caught up in the temptation of the 900,000 drooling, aggressive wolves trying to bed her every minute of every single day. That takes an elite athlete. Imagine how many swings of a rolled up newspaper it takes to shoo away each and every one of them. Her arms must get exhausted. Hell, your average girl next door can't even avoid the same kind of temptation on a much smaller scale ................
I'm actually not sure how it's done in Florida as far as fields ... are there fields in florida or is that more of a midwest thing? Too many palm tree's and sand out there? If that's the case, I'd recommend starting in one of the boys' basements, probably crammed up between the rafters, or behind the hot water heater ... something like that.
I'd recommend starting in one of the boys' basements
basements in Florida (if you dig a foot down you hit water) - Florida basements are called swimming pools
yeah I forgot the whole eyelash thing so I guess she qualifies as a athlete
Single & Not Looking
Nope I don't think we need another one, why turn every professional sports woman into a sex symbol....