They forgot when a woman says "Thank You Very Much" which can go both that she is thankful or pure sarcasm...with that one you could be walking on water.

Great list Candyhart

ah i've used every single one of those words and meant them exactly how they are defined here. *lol*

EXXXXACTLY!
~karma: i'm countin on it~

I knew a girl recently who it got to the point where I felt like it would just be more efficient to pop onto IM, and act like I was ordering from the menu:

"Ok, gimme 20 #8's, 6 #6's, 5 #4's, 8 #1's and a #2"

Then I'd just log right out. And that #2 was usually said to me just before she'd be out at 4am drinking and disappear into the Bermuda Triangle where no communication was possible. Until noon the next day.

Ok, I think I'm going to send this to my boyfriend. (*insert loud sigh*)

*giggles* I this list. I think I've used them all, and personally am a huge fan of #5
I'd like to add
"I get it": I get that you're an idiot and refuse to admit it. She does not in fact "get" what you're saying... she's trying to make you shut the he11 up.
"You're right": Most likely you are not right, she is tired of trying to explain something to an imbecile and has decided to treat you like a 2 year old and tell you that you are right in order to pacify you. She will quickly be telling her friend how NOT right you actually are, and laugh at how now you think you've won the argument. PS: You haven't

Dancin' with myself...