Mean But Oh So Funny Break Up Lines
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Ok so Gmail is at it again. But I did get a laugh out of it today. Here's a list of some of the best break up lines EVER.
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I discovered I have a mild form of epilepsy and you bring on attacks because you make me too excited to be around you.
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I have a pet dog, he kisses like you, his breath is like yours, he pants like you. I love him dearly but I wouldn't want to marry him. Lets part before this goes any farther.
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We just grew apart I don't need you anymore.
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You mean more to me than life itself - but I'm suicidal.
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I want someone who can buy me a new car.
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I'm sorry, but there just isn't room in my life right now for both you and my vibrator.
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You're too young for me. I mean, too *old*. We're the same age? Well, that doesn't work for me, either.
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My dog is having puppies and I need to take a year off in order to train them to attack your picture.
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This just isn't for me. Nothing personal. I want to be able to tell people I'm single.
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You talked about the future, and that freaked me out. It makes me sick to think about it.
I 
#'s 4-7. *lmao* at those.
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- I am entering the witness protection program.
- I don't want you spending all your money on Viagra.
- I'm not saying it's you, but I know it's not me...
- I'm sorry my parents have promised me to another suitor.
- It's just a restraining order, it's not like it's the end of the world.
- I'd love to love you but, well, you suck
- It's not me, it's you.
- I'm just not that into you.
- You remind me too much of me ex, and he is an a**hole.
- Oh, I can't date guys who are still attached to their mother's umbilical cord.
- I'm becoming a nun.
- You deserve someone so much better than me, and I've found him or her. Let me introduce you.
- I don't want to ruin the friendship
- It's over and I never really see it working between us because I've come to the realization that you aren't and can't possibly be my type.
- I love you like a brother (greatest relationship killer ever).
- If the phone doesn't ring, it's probably me.
- I really like you, but my parole officer doesn't.
- I think it's time you knew. I'm Batman.
there are lots more HERE
I don't have any that I've done, but my husband has confided that he feels extremely guilty about the way he used to treat girls especially in high school. The one he feels worst about was to his girlfriend of about 6 months when he was 17...
"When I leave here we aren't going to be dating anymore. (other girl) asked me to the prom and she is prettier than you, and a lot more popular."
Yes girls, I'm the one who ended up with this catch! 
. Poor girl could you imagine. Prom must have sucked.
- Is it hot in here or are you just suffacating me in this relationship!
- Are you being followed because i'm seeing poeple behind your back.
Have you seen the movie "other people"? I think we should see it.
Sory I'm impotent and I know how much you love c*ck
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