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For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get the milk
for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are
against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying
an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....


1. Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you.
2
[]Men are like Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3.
[]Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4.
[]Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5.
[]Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6.
[]Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
7.
[]Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8.
[]Men are like ..... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .. Mascara
. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10.
[]Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11.
[]Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12! .
[]Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13.
[]Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.


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Re: LOL For The Girls
HELLZ YEAH! *high fives SM!* I agree with every single one of those, especially 1, 3, 6, 8, and 13!!! (though i have to add my rant about sex & money! all they care about is sex and money which = only 1 thing, themselves.) ESPECIALLY after dating-site guy was calling me out of the blue and went off on me (WTF?!) for me saying i'm not a booty call girl. us women like sex too (mebbe more? Hee Hee ) but i'm not like that. Play-a, pleeeease Talk To The Hand


GIRL POWER!! Tongue
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Re: LOL For The Girls
GeekGirl wrote:
i'm not a booty call girl. us women like sex too (mebbe more? Hee Hee ) but i'm not like that. Play-a, pleeeease Talk To The Hand

AMEN sista! I got this in a email and had to post it - it was too good not to. I agree on the mebbe more Wink

I have reached a new level, I have posted 4 fluff threads today so now I must find some geekness or they may take my geek-card away Tongue


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Re: LOL For The Girls
smartmom wrote:
GeekGirl wrote:
i'm not a booty call girl. us women like sex too (mebbe more? Hee Hee ) but i'm not like that. Play-a, pleeeease Talk To The Hand

I have posted 4 fluff threads today so now I must find some geekness or they may take my geek-card away Tongue



Everyone needs a little escape here and there Wink

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