For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get the milk
for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are
against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying
an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you.
2 Men are like Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like ..... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12! . Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
AMEN sista! I got this in a email and had to post it - it was too good not to. I agree on the mebbe more
I have reached a new level, I have posted 4 fluff threads today so now I must find some geekness or they may take my geek-card away
I have posted 4 fluff threads today so now I must find some geekness or they may take my geek-card away
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