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Ok ever hear the saying "when the boats a rockin' don't come a knockin" well what kinda crazy sex do you have to have to cause a earthquake? I don't care how good the sex you're not going to cause a earthquake. However that is not the story that is coming out of a Iranian prayer leader Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi, saying women and girls who dress provocatively spread promiscuity, and that "when promiscuity spreads, earthquakes increase." He posted a video on youtube proclaiming this:

Its scary that they preach such propaganda and that so many people are in the audience and look as if they believe it.

"Many women who dress inappropriately ... cause youths to go astray, taint their chastity and incite extramarital sex in society, which increases earthquakes.Calamities are the result of people's deeds...We have no way but conform to Islam to ward off dangers." OK sorry but that guy is a nut job. I've had great sex in my life time but never has it cause a earthquake, ok the bed may have shaked but not the ground. I do bet earthquake sex would be awesome - you don't have to do anything but lay there the ground does all the work for you. Laughing

OK on the youtube one guy made a comment that made me laugh:

danielsimonon: It works like this: Iranian women dress like dirty, dirty whores by letting some bangs out of their chador. The otherwise good, islamic, law-abiding men of Iran then cannot control themself. The resulting humping all over the country causes the ground to shake & tremble, resulting in structures collapsing and ensuing chaos.
Side note: If my f**king made a building collapse...god, is there an accomplishment higher than that? What would you top that with?

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Re: Extramarital sex leads to earthquakes
smartmom wrote:

I've had great sex in my life time but never has it cause a earthquake

You're lookin in the wrong place! Where do ya think that last recent Illinois earthquake came from? *blows on fingernails* *polishes em on shirt*

So he's saying it's only during extramarital sex? That's probably just going to have the reverse-effect of what he actually wants ... if anything it'd promote extramarital sex for the "earth rocking" sex. The guy's definitely not well thought out.


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