You just can't make this stuff up

Thu, 09/17/2009 - 4:38pm (16 years 5 weeks ago)

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So get this there is a couple in Kansas that decides to have sex in a dumpster - yes a dumpster - sex! Not kids but 2 44 yr olds - dumpster sex?!?!?!?!? Well two guys jump in and rob them. The robbers were 64 and 59 yrs old. They got away but later the police found them and gave the stolen items back................. Dumpster sex - seriously????

OK so I'm thinking and I have these questions:

Is it robbing if you found it in a dumpster? j/k
So after they had sex did they dump each other?
What no car - I mean come on dumpster????
When the cops found the stuff did they just toss it back in the dumpster
Ok seriously if your a robber your going to pick the ppl in a dumpster because obviously your dealing with classy ppl who most likely have money but would rather sex it up in a dumpster - FAIL

no I didn't make this trash up

Thu, 09/17/2009 - 8:36pm (16 years 5 weeks ago)

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Re: You just can't make this stuff up

wow......just wow.....

Thu, 09/17/2009 - 8:58pm (16 years 5 weeks ago)

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Re: You just can't make this stuff up

Haha. Saw that on Leno last night... My first thought was... "How trashy!"

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Thu, 09/17/2009 - 9:22pm (16 years 5 weeks ago)

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Re: You just can't make this stuff up

yeah kinda gives a new meaning to dumpster diving. Seriously though how low do you have to be to have sex in a dumpster? I mean I would think even homeless have standards. Beyond gross!