...is the motto for this site- http://www.exboyfriendjewelry.com I came across the site a year or two ago and had forgotten about it until I saw a link to it today. It's priceless! Basically it's a buy and sell zone for all the crap stuff your ex boyfriend/husband/fiance/girlfriend/wife/lover, whatever, gave you that you no longer wish to look at. Or maybe you just need the money. And don't want to part with any of the pretty things you bought for yourself. So why not get rid of the stuff Mr/Ms. So Beyond Not Right gave ya? Then at least you can say they did something good for you.
When you register you can begin to sell, buy or trade stuff. They also have a blog forum and a Good Karma Fund which is a donation you can choose to make towards breast cancer. <---Kudos to the site for that!
Merchandise is set up in categories- Rings, bracelets, etc. My favorite category: "Gifts that should have been jewelry". *Lol*
From the site- Some unfortunate souls future ex-boyfriend:
the male perspective....
written by (I removed link), January 05, 2009
this site is awesome
i can buy jewelry at a huge discount for future girlfriends....
thanks Girls!
Ain't he a charmer? Go ahead ladies, proceed to swoon. Woooo! 
I've never used the site myself but I figure there are plenty of people out there who could definitely use a site like this one. Because even though we all wish for Mr/Ms. Right, sometimes we end up with
Mr. Creepy, lying, self-centered, loser-face instead. So why not make a dollar or two from that nightmare, err, relationship? 
*side note- I am not bitter. Am just supporting others right to be! Woot! *lmao*
To bad you cant sell the partner on there
I'll have to check the site out when I get home from work 
To bad you cant sell the partner on there
*Lmao* trade him/her in for a better model. haha!
i can just see that ad now-
Ever want to feel really bad about yourself? Your weight or looks? Both? Into that sadomasochist stuff? Want to be lied to constantly? Well, look no further! Have I got the guy for you. Meet my ex-boyfriend (insert losers name here). If you want all your doubts about yourself constantly being reaffirmed, then he's the guy for you! I accept trade ins. Preferably of the tall, handsome, non-lying and considerate variety.
tee-hee

i can just see that ad now-
You forgot to add must be willing to do all the work around the house because he's not going to.
I dunno what you're talking about... This is a great site to buy stuff for the girlfriend! Especially when you ladies run us poor boyfriends BROKE. Haha. I love it! Thanks!


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