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In the spirit of my recent adventures in drunk texting, I'm posting these rules I found at this site. Enjoy.

Funny Drunk Dialing Texting Jokes

  1. Only drunk dial when you're drunk. Everything else is false advertisement

  2. It's okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen

  3. If you're going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you."

  4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to get bent over?

  5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friends can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, or even weeks to come

  6. Drunk texting is OK, but only if you're prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you sober up

  7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they ever had, and everything they know they learned from you. This way you can all sleep well at night

  8. You can also call this same ex and let them know, that you know, that they still love you. Then explain that I would still love me too!

  9. If you are a frequent dialer, never get mad if someone dials you. Be happy they thought of you in this special time

  10. It's always a good idea to sing on someone's answering machine or voicemail. Especially a show tune

  11. Drunk dialing should be fun and light hearted, or dirty and sex crazed. Never angry

  12. Most likely you will never drunk dial your best friends. They're usually the ones taking your phone away and reminding you that "you have a problem"

  13. If you deleted a number sober, it was probably for a good reason. Do not try to retrieve this number. Nothing good can come from it

  14. Always call someone you know. Finding random numbers in phone books is a bad thing which usually leads to angry dialing

  15. If your cell phone dies, remember everything happens for a reason. Never borrow a friend's. It's karma

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Re: The Rules of Drunk Dialing
ROFL.... I was just last night discussing my prior addiction to Drunk Dialing. I used to be a HUGE offender. I've learned to control it........ usually.
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Re: The Rules of Drunk Dialing

I have saved those texts miw and re-visit them on occasion Wink Laughing

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Re: The Rules of Drunk Dialing

ROFL! ahh yes. drunk dialing/texting is quite an art. and i am a master artist. except i usually hate seeing my handy work.

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Re: The Rules of Drunk Dialing

#16. Uncontrollable sobbing that leads directly into side aching laughter is drunk dialing in art form

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Re: The Rules of Drunk Dialing

Drunk texting did lead me back to my Sweetness. However, it was a bumpy road that way, and I had to break a few faces.....Laughing. Yeah maybe not so productive.

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Re: The Rules of Drunk Dialing

See now we need to do one on drunk postings - those are always the best. Yep nothing like typing for all your friends and the whole world to see in bold print.
Last year I did one drunk dial and it was to my best friend and thank God I didn't say anything bad - Laughing
Now as for drunk posting I have yet to do that but I have seen some who have - funny tunny reads. Poor iamthedevil has seen some of my drunk messages more then once but then again I think I have read some of his. Oh I chatted in the chat room once totally drunk. No clue what I said then Worried

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Re: The Rules of Drunk Dialing
smartmom wrote:

Oh I chatted in the chat room once totally drunk. No clue what I said then S:

hah i remember that night! omg i have drunk chatted more times than i can remember. ended up telling one of the regulars more than i wanted to ROFL. oh well. green has gotten quite a few laughs due to my drunk chatting habits. even wrote a limerick about it. hee-hee.

Re: The Rules of Drunk Dialing

haha oh smartmom I remember that night and I also know what you said as a matter of fact I'll email it to ya.. ROFL *click *click*

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Re: The Rules of Drunk Dialing
Green wrote:

haha oh smartmom I remember that night and I also know what you said as a matter of fact I'll email it to ya.. ROFL *click *click*

geez do I want to see???? No email yet. I can only imagin and I'm sure it went dirty. Besides that was like what a few months back

Oh notice there is two of me here now - I can blame it on the evil twin

Re: The Rules of Drunk Dialing

nope, I was kiddin' .. Laughing I didn't screenshot that would have broken the drunken chat room rules and caused me to be an outcast thrown to the pits of darkness forever and ever ..amen

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