Ok so would you ever call 911 and report yourself driving drunk? Well this Wisconsin woman did. I think this is too funny, why would anyone call 911 on themselves? I mean if you know you're driving drunk then just pull over, park your car somewhere and either walk or call a cab to get yourself home safe, this was on the "stupid news" portion of the radio show I listen to each morning. I had to laugh because you can hear her Wisconsin accent and it reminds me of someone I know
(hey GG this is not you is it
)
Hear some of the audio here
Perfect!!! yeah i'll never understand that one. I heard more audio on the radio and when she said "no" it sounded like "nuuuu"
that is so YOU!!!
ya i know {nuuuu} i can hear it in myself even sometimes. sometimes my new clients (from other parts of the US) ask if i'm from Canada! I mean--come on, CANADA?!! i'm not that bad, am i????? 
Well you're near enough to it, so is someone else on here 
well, this girl above me has a REAL new yawka accent if i ever heard one! (TOUGH GAL!) But then there's also some irish remnants in there i swear. i
it!!!OMG you lie!! I don't have an accent 
raise your hands if missb has an accent!OMG you lie!! I don't have an accent 
raise your hands if missb has an accent!
*gg raises both hands*
Wyyyyyyyyyyyl let me add my 2 cents - OMG yes you do have a accent. BOTH of you have a accent - in fact I might toss dogg under the boat some too. Yep jumping up and down waving hands in the air at GG
and yes I know I have a southern accent 


I had to laugh because you can hear her Wisconsin accent and it reminds me of someone I know
(hey GG this is not you is it
)
Oh you!!
I don't drink much and i never drink and drive!
i heard this story this morning too. What a dope! The radio people were like "oh well at least she was honest and she should be congratulated"....um no. if you had TWO brain cells (which i believe you do even if you're half in the bag) you instinctively know to PULL OVER, call a taxi or a friend and go home. Dontchya knoow 