i was feeling s**tty, but i took a poop now life is good. (since i know you like poop tweets)
i just took a dump/poop. it was awful. like super rank. i drank french roast coffee. it always makes it worse.
Just ate a big lunch and took a big poop! Now i need a nap.

Seriously is this something that we need to know? I mean is it really anyone's business or do you really need to brag about it? However they also have "The Poop Index" so that you can see just how popular the topic is....

So if you should feel the need to tweet about your.....
dump, sh*tting, dropping a deuce, floating a log, making a man coal, pitching a loaf <-- all terms I read on the site
There is even racist poops posted "Dropping a Obama in the the pool" and worse
the by all means log on to the site and post away but there NOT here about your poopin experience.
so why do ppl feel the need to post about this? Well I think this guy said it best....
"Well, sh*t is a huge part of our culture. People are said to be full of sh*t, to talk sh*t, to take sh*t or not take sh*t from anyone, to sh*t me, sh*t me not, to sh*t all over something, and to finally come to terms with the fact that sh*t happens. We fertilize with it, bait poor shmucks with flaming paper bags to make them step on it, use it as an overcoat on your boss' Bimmer, and occasionally to leave as a present on your foreman's desk before you quit."
So with that I'll just say happy poopin 
Yeah nothing like toilet humor huh. In my search to bring you all the techie news I found that and laughted, maybe because I live with a house of boys 

Iowa, unfortunantly