Barbecue rules
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BBQ RULES
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert . (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More Routine...
(6) (7) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring a drink while he flips the meat. Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More Routine again...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off", and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women. |
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This completely explains why when my husband does the dinner bbq style we have steak. And only steak. 
Geez, was it something I said...?
Don't know WHY you ladies are jumping on him... Everything he said is true! It's like the balance of nature, and the whole world would fall off its axis if things were different! You tell 'em Rondo!
Now THATS a manly man's bbq
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All I can say is this "you are one BRAVE man" let me tell ya, I have a feeling you are going to be hunted down, tied to a stake (not steak
) and barbecued yourself, with each of us women prodding you with a large fork to make sure you are thoroughly COOKED. I myself will personally take first stab at you with something that resembles this 
Then sit back and enjoy a cold beer 