So you board a plane and you get to sit beside a woman with large perky breasts, if you're a guy you're thinking, wow how'd I get this lucky? Well think again, because you may just be sitting next to a suicide bomber! Female suicide bombers are now being fitted with exploding breast implants and they are pretty much undectable. The measures they are taking to bring us down is incredible.

So next time you're on a plane and sit next to a big breasted woman, think twice