Found this totally useless post at Asylum.com (it was a pop-up so I can't figure out how to get the exact link)and was cracking up. Thought maybe a few of the guys on the site could use the advice. So here goes it... (my own comments will be in green)

15. What did you do to your hair? If you're asking because you don't like it, it's too late. And if you're asking because you really can't tell, pay more attention!