Even if you win a drunken bowling tournement you get a cool shirt and maybe a trophy of a bronzed beer bottle to display on your bedroom dresser.

Osama Bin Laden is officially dead due to a military action of the United States, reportedly in Pakistan.

For years the United States has had Bin Laden's DNA on record for a moment like this, to be able to confirm his death. His corpse is reportedly in United States custody.

Now that Bin Laden is dead, the real question is, do you all think that terrorism, IED's, suicide bombers, and so on will actually end? Or will it have no other impact on the war on terror other than a symbolic one?

A home video has been released created by Jared Loughner himself just before shooting Gabrielle Giffords, and murdering others, including a little girl, in Arizona. In the home video you hear him talking to the camera, rambling incoherently about students being tortured, the war being illegal under the constitution due to currency, becoming homeless, amongst other things. You also hear him yell to a teacher that he's pissed off that the teacher gave him a B grade which also caused Loughner to lose his freedom of speech.

So if you're an Amazon Affiliate (someone who partners with Amazon.com, sending customers to them in order to get a cut of a potential sale) like thousands of us out there, guess what? If you're also from Illinois you just got the shaft, thanks to a new "Internet Tax" law passed in that state. Way to go guys! You fail miserably at managing your money, so you stick it to us!

Here's the email Amazon.com sent to all of it's Illinois Publishers:

so they played an old favorite bit of mine on Howard Stern today that caused me to uncontrollably have a Youtube stroll down memory lane for my favorite ( either him or Beedajuice actually, not sure) Howard Stern wack packer, Crackhead Bob ... he's a pisser!