So are you an anti iPad person? Well here are 4 videos of folks killing an iPad. My favorite is the blender...awesome! Then you have the baseball bat, the iPad stress test and golf club vs the iPad (inspired by Tiger, I dunno).
iPad vs a Baseball Bat
iPad Stress Test (by pcworld)
"It surprised me it broke easily" "Within 3 drops on the carpet it damaged it"
Golf Club vs iPad
Yes with the bat, blender and golf club you would expect it to be destroyed but the stress test was interesting. With 3 drops on CARPET the screen was damaged, that can't be good.