In the spirit of my recent adventures in drunk texting, I'm posting these rules I found at this site. Enjoy.
Only drunk dial when you're drunk. Everything else is false advertisement
It's okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen
If you're going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you."
Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to get bent over?
Voicemails are always better. This way your friends can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, or even weeks to come
Drunk texting is OK, but only if you're prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you sober up
It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they ever had, and everything they know they learned from you. This way you can all sleep well at night
You can also call this same ex and let them know, that you know, that they still love you. Then explain that I would still love me too!
If you are a frequent dialer, never get mad if someone dials you. Be happy they thought of you in this special time
It's always a good idea to sing on someone's answering machine or voicemail. Especially a show tune
Drunk dialing should be fun and light hearted, or dirty and sex crazed. Never angry
Most likely you will never drunk dial your best friends. They're usually the ones taking your phone away and reminding you that "you have a problem"
If you deleted a number sober, it was probably for a good reason. Do not try to retrieve this number. Nothing good can come from it
Always call someone you know. Finding random numbers in phone books is a bad thing which usually leads to angry dialing
If your cell phone dies, remember everything happens for a reason. Never borrow a friend's. It's karma