So i belong to an online dating site, and i don't have a "Premium Membership" anymore so I just say in my headline to find me on myspace.
It's been a month and a half since i've checked anything on myspace, so i logged in today. There were a few weird messages, but this one topped them all:
seriously?!
Not surprisingly, this message was sent at 4:07AM.
Awwwww, poor kitty, how is he expected to eat?
Awwwww, poor kitty, how is he expected to eat?
Awww I agree that poor little thing - hes hungry.
OK I'm starting to think we need a "GG Dating" thread. Where do you find these guys at? I say you reply but some bizarre reply. Maybe try turning the guy on then tell him you have to tell him something but it maybe a deal breaker. Hey why not borrow a line from the last looser you dated - tell him your into bestiality and then invite him over to meet your pet goat or donkey or whatever. Hey atleast the conversation should be good for a few more postings
looking for a "Dating Fail" picture for GG I found this funny......
Hilarious..... eharmony is a load of $%&$)(%( anyway!!
I swear GG you really need to pitch these events in your life for a sitcom, it can't miss
Oh see I would watch it for sure. Hummm lets see who can we get to play GG? She has to be cute and she has to have GG's accent (she has a accent) with the "Awwwww Nohhhhhhh"
Single & Not Looking
ding ding ding!!! you've got yourself a WINNNNER!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA..... you should respond and say obviously not as lonely and desperate as you are writing to me at 4:00 a.m. I wonder does he seriously think he could possibly get a positive response to a line like that!!