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iDump 4U - A Website That Will Do Your Breakups For You

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OK how lame do you have to be to have a website do your dirty work and break off your relationships? Well if you're a total loser you do this. They'll dump your girlfriend or boyfriend, break-off your engagements and for a little extra -- they'll tell your significant other that you want a divorce.

The iDUMP4U employees get paid to call your partner and do your dirty work -- and since each break-up is recorded, customers even get to hear their former flame's reaction.

iDUMP4U Prices:

$10 Basic Breakup — We will call your other and make them your ex using the information you have given us.

$25 Engagement Breakoff – Yeah it’s heartless, but remember the Runaway Bride and all the trouble she caused in Atlanta or wherever? This is a lot easier way to do it. When you are ready to talk to your fiancé/fiancée, we recommend you do however.

$50 Divorce Call — Sometimes it is just easier to get a divorce in motion by having someone else do it for you, some people might choose their mistress, etc. … but we can do it for you as well.

The best part is that they record the conversations so that you can hear them. Gotta love this site, Funny stuff. I have to admit this site would be a blast to work for haha. Check out some of the videos, NSFW Warning: The language in the videos is NOT safe for work.






If you really need a good laugh check out their YouTube channel and listen away ROFL

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Re: iDump 4U - A Website That Will Do Your Breakups For You

Laughing I love how they charge more depending on how deep your relationship is, as if it hurts them more to do it for you, to warrant more moolah.


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Re: iDump 4U - A Website That Will Do Your Breakups For You

Did you hear the tapes, they are too darn funny. I had to laugh at the last one the guy said he was going to marry the girl. Wonder if the site went back and made her cough up more money since now it was a upper level break up. ROFL

Re: iDump 4U - A Website That Will Do Your Breakups For You
Laughing Wow that Bradley dude loves his job, that's for sure. He totally cracks me up.
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Re: iDump 4U - A Website That Will Do Your Breakups For You

Oh I would LOVE to work for that company, I bet he has a blast laughing his butt off. What I am surprised is that he doesn't block caller ID (since the one guy called him back). All you need is some freak that would call you 24/7 because you made the call breaking up him and his GF

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