Re: Have you ever schmoozed/flirted/talked your way out of ...
Are you ppl kidding - no tickets ever. HA in my younger hotrod years (mind you I use to cruise around in a vette with nitro) I lost my license twice for excessive speeding. I was bad. I talked my way out of a few tickets but now days I dont think I could talk my way out of a box
I did talk my way out of my last ticket (about a year ago in the mustang). Last ticket I had to pay was maybe 5-6 yrs ago. I'm a reformed speed demon
Re: Have you ever schmoozed/flirted/talked your way out of ...
80 yr old man takes a ferreri out for a test drive.
He hits the highway and floors that baby to over a 100mph
soon a cop was behind him but he kept going
after 15 min in chase he figures its time to pull the car over
the police orders him out of the car and says "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't take you to jail"
the old man thinks and says
"20 yrs ago my wife left me for a cop, I thought it was you and you were giving her back"
police man laughs and says "Have a nice day"
Also remember the one movie "Tommy Boy" with Chris Farley and when the police pull them over and they get out screaming faking there were under attack by bees??
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Somewhere between fantasy and reality...
Knock on wood...but I never got a ticket.
Single & Not Looking
Darn girl, you are GOOD! I guess i left that option out...
Philly
Do a little dance...
Somewhere between fantasy and reality...
Totally...I can see it now:
In a land of wonderous things...
yay i wanna be the one on the right, cause i've never gotten a ticket either!
then again, i don't drive but that's neither here nor there...
as a matter of fact it's all dark."
Wellington Florida
Married
Are you ppl kidding - no tickets ever. HA in my younger hotrod years (mind you I use to cruise around in a vette with nitro) I lost my license twice for excessive speeding. I was bad. I talked my way out of a few tickets but now days I dont think I could talk my way out of a box
I did talk my way out of my last ticket (about a year ago in the mustang). Last ticket I had to pay was maybe 5-6 yrs ago. I'm a reformed speed demon
How about a choice, "I'm a guy, and guys don't get away with sh!t like that?"
Single & Not Looking
Eh, that's why I added the "BS" part James, you guys are good at the bull$hitting!! (your wife is in the labor ward, your house is on fire etc)
Somewhere between fantasy and reality...
Totally, guys are the kings of BS!
Wellington Florida
Married
80 yr old man takes a ferreri out for a test drive.
He hits the highway and floors that baby to over a 100mph
soon a cop was behind him but he kept going
after 15 min in chase he figures its time to pull the car over
the police orders him out of the car and says "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't take you to jail"
the old man thinks and says
"20 yrs ago my wife left me for a cop, I thought it was you and you were giving her back"
police man laughs and says "Have a nice day"
Also remember the one movie "Tommy Boy" with Chris Farley and when the police pull them over and they get out screaming faking there were under attack by bees??
yeah men can BS too