With the Guinness Book Record Holder "worlds longest penis" you would think this man would have a job but sadly even he is unemployed. Yeah I know what your thinking ladies "I'll hire him, atleast for the evening" but nope he lives at home with his mother. He is 39 yr old, Jonah Falcon was blessed with a 13.5 inch penis that is said to be thicker then a average mans wrist.

Is it a blessing? Jonah says he passes out when his penis is erect because of the huge amount of blood that is required to engorge a penis of that size. Ok sorry but that is a cruel joke of nature...here ya go to bad you can't enjoy it because you pass out.

Here is a clip from a interview by "The Daily Show" now before you hit play note that this video is NSFW I will say that this is one of the funniest interviews I have seen in a long time.....enjoy

So your thinking with a shlong like that why not go into porn? Nope he is not interested but I'm guessing he could make some serious money. So if you were Jonah would you go into porn? Best part is he is a geek. He is a blogger and senior editor of GameStooge.

OK guys before you leave this thread in a huff or jealous, don't. See Jonah is bisexual so hey there is hope you can land this catch too. Don't worry guys the average male penis erect is 5 inches.

Ok I think I need to go take a cold shower now