Even if you win a drunken bowling tournement you get a cool shirt and maybe a trophy of a bronzed beer bottle to display on your bedroom dresser.
Osama Bin Laden is officially dead due to a military action of the United States, reportedly in Pakistan.
For years the United States has had Bin Laden's DNA on record for a moment like this, to be able to confirm his death. His corpse is reportedly in United States custody.
Now that Bin Laden is dead, the real question is, do you all think that terrorism, IED's, suicide bombers, and so on will actually end? Or will it have no other impact on the war on terror other than a symbolic one?
Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:
All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.
This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this crap about racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials.
I must say I don't think I have ever heard the argument against the Mosque being built better then this guy (Pat Condell). I don't know what to say but I believe the guy is dead on. Absolutely brilliant! This should be used in a poster campaign all across NYC and the whole country.
"A proposal to build a mosque steps from Ground Zero received the support of a downtown committee despite some loved ones of 9/11 victims finding it offensive.
So you board a plane and you get to sit beside a woman with large perky breasts, if you're a guy you're thinking, wow how'd I get this lucky? Well think again, because you may just be sitting next to a suicide bomber! Female suicide bombers are now being fitted with exploding breast implants and they are pretty much undectable. The measures they are taking to bring us down is incredible.
So next time you're on a plane and sit next to a big breasted woman, think twice